they need to just BURY HIM!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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