absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have post one night stand depression
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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