Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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