so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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