We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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