Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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