Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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