Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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