I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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