I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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