Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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