is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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