I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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