Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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