Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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