the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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