Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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