we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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