You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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