She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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