We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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