whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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