maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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