clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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