I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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