3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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