Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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