He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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