did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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