pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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