What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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