Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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