I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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