Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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