what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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