Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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