For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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