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(317): View more from Indiana

did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more

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(816): View more from Missouri

She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.

(309): View more from Illinois

"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.

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(913): View more from Kansas

are you going to last longer than 15 seconds

(1-913): View more from Kansas

nope

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(979): View more from Texas

I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did everyone make it back alive?

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You say that with such hope.

(217): View more from Illinois

Is that a no?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie

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(813): View more from Florida

It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.

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