i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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