so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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