At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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