This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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