ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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