So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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