we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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