...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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