I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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