I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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