The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
pop tarts are not kleenex
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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