Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
