haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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