Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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