I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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